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Saturday, March 28, 2009

whooo ~

Friday afternoon when we were about to go for RT,there's no people conducting so we went ops room to mark attdance.Along the way S4 came out and see us wondering around there and ask what happened.We told him nobody conducting RT,he ask encik mo to take us for RT.And unfortunately ong already book out in the morning which he is not suppose to.Encik mo remember very clearly who are the ones that need to attend RT,so while we were waiting for ong to appear,he called and encik mo was really furious ! He scream through the phone and said his favourite quote "I will put you on a charge !" Then he hanged up the phone.Ong call again (to jonus phone) and encik mo starting to be funny already."no,not interested,monday then talk" In the end ong cab all the way back to camp to find encik mo but both S4 and encik mo told him "monday then talk" after office hour already all wanna go home.Poor dude...

And we were so worried that because of this we cant book out to celebrate lee's birthday ! The good thing is encik mo said can book out and i thought we gotta spend his birthday in camp already.Went down to eat zhu chao at pheonix there,$60+ lee's treat.Then when we reach that pub,lee have to entertain his friends so we this group of RPs were sitting outside their room.Drank quite alot and most of it are free.Jonus and me order 3 jugs and we have like 4-5 jugs free,from lee and a ah siao.That ah siao really fucking insane,he almost pay for everyone in that pub.8 jugs and a $100+ liquor free to lee,2 jugs to us and alot more for others.He drove a imprezza and from what he said is,he's from our camp too.Jonus and me saw him before when we're on duty.He's a captain but he's studying now.When we were smoking he told us alot of funny stuff,something like any problems can give him a all or anyone bully you,he'll let that person die."we come here to drink must soon soon come in soon soon go out" The (soon is in hokkien) And he even jio me and jonus to come again tomorrow,he's on the house again.Then there's this bar girl (first day working here) That ah siao already think she's his gf already,then a group of jiu hu kia (malaysians) is trying to take advantage of her when she's drunk.Then the ah siao also seh already,he approach me and tell me to ask my group of RPs to stand by for fight.I was shocked and i find it hilarious,who is he to me although he spend quite alot of us but we wont do such stupid stuff to get ourselves into trouble ! we're NSF for fuck sake.The bar girl was crying and kept saying someone will beat her up and the ah siao said he got 100+ people coming down which is kinda fake.He's so drunk and he still drive.So in the end the lady boss get a cab and shove the girl into that cab because the group of jiu hu kia wanna send her home which is not an good idea.Then when the ah siao,jiu hu kia and bar girl went home we went in back to chat with that lady boss.She was such a kind soul,she drove us all the way from bukit panjang to serangoon because she need to send another bar girl home.Save alot for cab fare.One thing i've notice is,people that drink make friends very easily.Like lee's friend and that ah siao,we can talk like good friends even though we only met hours ago.But when alchohol take over your body,you can do something that u dont expected to do.I realise when my head is heavy,i run kinda fast *laughs* I feel that my body is super light.

Sunday guard duty *sigh* and monday straight away diao in camp until next weekend,fuck up unit !

Thursday, March 26, 2009

uhmmm

Actually mogana is a nice person,he only screw us when his boss screw him.Today he came in the office and ask did i attend RT,i told him "ya i did went for it" then he said "ok then tonight can nights out" wah happy le ! Then he think for a moment and said "my hairy balls ! u guys monday nights out already" So the new rule is,if u attend RT,there will be 1 nights out in a week.He also said something like booking out without noticed.If he didnt receive complains or got caught by anyone or he himself,he wont kp.If he caught then "I WILL PUT YOU ON CHARGE" *mo's deep voice*

Saturday is ah lee's birthday and we're going down to drink tomorrow.Lucky low help me do duty tmr if not i sure sian in camp.The power of a cirg ! Tomorrow we'll let him walk in,crawl out.

Monday, March 23, 2009

freedom

Today i'm on guard but alex approached me ask me to do guard for him on 5th of april,so he replace today de guard for 5th of april and top me $30.Knn sebei wu hua,deal straight away $_$.Extra money for cab fares,not bad not bad.

I didnt go home for days,mummy prepared so many things at home waiting for me,Häagen-Dazs ice cream,coconut and even bird's nest.She said i everyday go guard,lack of sleep and will get old very soon.Bird's nest is like so ex can ? 1 small little piece equal to 1/5 of my salary.I only drink 1 bowl then that $100++ gone already.I rather she gimme the amount of money to go shopping or do something happy.She also apply so many anti ageing cream on my face,i just dont like things on my face.But she is doing the job so i just enjoy the process XD.

My phone bill is getting more n more rediculous....

si mi lan jiao la,$118.And i still thinking of buying a fred perry polo this month,i think can forget about it already.

By the way,i really wanna go eat that whampoh fish head steam boat this saturday,let me know if ya wanna tag along.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Screwed

Weekend coming soon and I have to attend RT and guard duty,sebei no life.I didn't meet kk for some time already,no idea when we can go drink again.Ting ting text me,telling me about she working back at the pub again.That was kinda like a good news to me,but where to find time to drink now ? My guard duty end at almost may! But I really miss her.Even if we go drink on weekends,I can't go home late because there's guard duty the next day.And I hate to go home early when I'm having fun.The most is drink until seh seh then tmr morning book in use my duty time to sleep since the camp is so deserted on weekends.Army is the time to go chiong n tiong char bor but I'm like always stuck in camp.And nights out is not enough for me! I only can go back take a shower,nua on my bed awhile then prepare to book in already.I used to book in when the sun rise but right now it's too risky and dangerous so dangerous mogana is a bad gurl~ Tomrrow is my guar rest and no matter what I'll book out for sure! for fuck sake ! I won't stay in camp to sleep until saturday morning,that's fucking retarded.

It's been ages since I last catch a movie.I've just read about this film by Kenichi Matsuyama,director of Death Note and £ Change The World.It's about a country neard guy and a satanic death metal vocalist.Detroit Metal City jamming on 19 march.Street Fighter:Legend of Chun-Li is out too,Edmund Chen is in that film,another Singaporean artist in Hollywood film.The thing is,he's never famous.Such a pity...Movie like this should watch at home,story line sure cock one.

5am already,I guess i gotta bounce.It's better to type at home...

Monday, March 16, 2009

Fuck up to the core !

Today encik mo call all the fail IPPT personal to see him in his office.Everyone know we're screwed because sunday nobody attend RT so boss is furious about it,99% is...he got fuck by his boss then he need to fuck us,thats "chain of command" something that Army practice.Boss's boss call and boss set to speaker mode,he said "rhe bunch of dogs still on your office ? Ask those pigs to come up bunk"Knn pua ji bai ! he call us dog n pig,we're under him so that make him pig head ? We go up the bunk to do area cleaning.Our S4 also very hot (not in terms of appearance please) He said no nights out for this week and made us all stay in like dogs.Most of us didn't prepare stuffs like uniform but boss still dont give us nights out to prepare them,but we all fuck care that lao ji Bai.Long zhong book out lnn,anything tmr then talk la.They treat us like dogs and want us to do well for audit,si mi lan jiao? S4 just book out and it's only 1250.People 8 to 5,he 8 to 1 and he draw 10 times more money than us.

I wanted to bring my pillow to camp but if I drop on floor,I sure cry.I don't know when can I book out..fuck up dog life ji bai *spit*

Saturday, March 14, 2009

fuck up !

Went to take my basic theory test with ken,we both failed and the sad thing is,we got pwned by bangalas.The questions are easy but i have no fucking idea why the ah nehs can pass and both of us fail.

My fucking commander ADG set this rule to the camp "ALL NSF ARE TO STAY IN DURING WEEKEDAYS" what the fuck he's trynig to do ?!? And those that fail IPPT need to attend RT everyday even weekends too,so we can only book out on friday night,come back on sat 9am.Trained to 12noon then book out till tmr 4pm book in again for RT.No nights out only train or die.

HEY U LISTEN TO THIS,U FUCKING PUSSY ! U THINK U 3 CRABS SEBEI TAI SAI.I DONT KNOW HOW MANY NSF ARE CURSING BEHIND UR BACK NOW.

Even those that pass IPPT also need to stay in but they can nights out everday,we dont want ur nights out,you son of a gun ! Last time everyone train so hard to pass IPPT just to stay out and now they make those that passed IPPT stay in,You think those that fail will work hard to pass ?!? Although i'm lacking of 1 pull up but right now,lim bei sebei du lan.Pass wad,for fuck ? Pass already so i can nights out everyday.Eh hello mr 3 crabs,u think the whole unit pass IPPT,YOUR FUCKING CAMP CAN GET BEST UNIT ?!? com'on la,wake up.SAF promote u to 3 crabs because u're capable of doing things.This time sebei buey sui la hor.I fucking curse your whole family die !! You have a son,how will you feel when his officer comfine him 6days in camp for 2 years.

LIM BEI GAN NI QUAN JIA SI GUAN GUAN _l_

If only when i post to this unit and i was told that i need to stay in,i'll obey.But i'm staying out for months and for my senior RP,they have been staying out for almost 1 year.What's the fucking reason for the NSF to stay in ? If they scare people come intrude or there's war,what the fuck recall is for ?!? 1 phone call to pull all the NSF and NSmen down in 2 hours.

RSAF=rarely seen after five....

Today i book out after my guard duty,and i still need to go RT.I so seh already still need to attend RT,although dont have to exercise but need to attend and stone there for 3 hours.Fuck your mother ! Lim bei book out already...
Reach home sebei shag n du lan,weather's not beautiful at all.Very moody...dont feel like going out,when i have money i dont feel like going out.When i'm fucking broke,i wanan buy lots of stuff.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

fuck up saf

It's a beautiful saturday and right now I'm on camp blogging,today's Bos fuck up and he's famous for giving 7drills during staff parade.And the worst thing is,one of the crewman got mc and I need to be the sentry again,he taking over me to mend desk.Sebei tu lan,and I thought today only mend desk,don't need to swaeat so I waxed up my hair before I leave house.Now I have t wear beret and destroy my few minutes of hard work.Tomorrow I'm meeting ken for his N8500 but k got RT at 5pm si mi lan jiao man.This unit is seriously driving me insane and forcing soldiers to AWOL.No doubt that this is what the SAF do but we're no longer trainees.The higher ranking
bullcrap treat us like bullshit and they enjoy themselves in office.Book in at late morning then play a bit of psp,la kopi,smoke a little then send and reply some email.Followed by book out at early afeternoon,that's what I observed.And they are getting good money for this fucking bullshit.They don't treat us (lower rank) soldiers fairly,son of a butthole
*spit*.

I wanna go balestier's market to eat that indescrible fish head steamboat,Something that will really fly you to the moon.Platoon 3,when can we meet up to blue dolphin or st.james.I remember today is Rachel's 21th birthday and she even send an invitation card over to me,held at some country club and I heard that the place she booked cost her around 1k plus. *middle finger to the lord* I'm srucked in camp holding my rifle guarding this fucking Place.I really wish to attend that birthday party and we didn't meet up ever since I enlisted to this bullshit company.
5 more days to my BTT,I'm not really confident about passing it but all I can hope for is,the questions I studied will come out during the test.

Burn my weekends burn my weekdays,someday I'll fucking burn that mutha fucker down.
Right now even my parents want me to stay in camp because they spent too much effort and time to wake me up early in the morning.Guard duty,IPPT...
Fucking stress,back to smoke again.
I just read cai wei's blog about this terrible accident case,the driver that killed
her was only fined 5k and banned from driving for 3 years.aWhat the fuck uncle judge is thinking !?! There's a email for the public to write in to tell them how you feel,and if the results are good,there might have a chance to bring up the
case again. stomp@sph.sg