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Monday, July 13, 2009

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Day number 1,i left my use cable at home because i woke up early in the morning to upload movies into my phone.Lucky kenneth have extra cables if not i comfirm AWOL go home take.Basically we just split into different groups to do individual activities.Ah lee was kind enough to lend us his dvd player and a shoe box of dvds.Found 2 jap AV inside the box,nobody dare to watch it,but alex goh did it ! He play it when we were having lunch,and even late in the night.Ration just suck,look at it gosh...

During the day we rot and do lan jiao dai ji at night.See our sgt,he sacrifice for our entertainment and joy.During the night time,ah boon jio us for monopoly,played for hours until tu lan.

Morning also watch porn buey ta han...

I fucking hate the slowtard in the pass office,My sgt asked him 5 times have he eaten and around like 8pm plus he come over to find food.Not like people didnt ask him,5 times okay.He's "slow" but the thing that really burn me is,ah boon offer his delicious chicken cup noodle to him,he said this "not nutritious enough" SI MI LAN JIAO ?! People offer you food,u give that kind of fucked up attitude.Why not suck my dick ? It's just like tonic,sebei nutritious one.Sunday evening,his parents called and they are very worried and concern about him.He decided to leave camp.He came to the guard room and we were shocked ! My sgt told him "who say u can go" then he give that stoned face with mouth open (always) then go back to the bunk and cry.Mummy cooked already,they his sister called and he actually told her that after he book out tomorrow,he can rest as long as he want.He think he have 3 stars on his shoulder.
I hate to look down on this kind of people but in this case,he's .....i'm so speechless.

Good thing is...It's over.This 7 days,we get to know each other a little better.I can see the bonding (not that much) but we still stand united to curse and swear.Who are the one that work or slack,this 7 days are enough to see everything.Bad habits of each individual blah blah...

Monday, July 6, 2009

Quarantined

I just found out that today is youth day ! That solve the mysterie of why there are no chicks on the train during working and knocking off timing.And i know why people hate to sit/stand beside army personal when they are in train or bus.They simpily smell like dung,no hard feelings but i strongly recommand army personal to shower or at least wear deodorant or perfume when they book out.Because today when i book out today and the bus was really packed,i could smell like so many different type of body odour.The mixture is just horrible,not to say that i'm "gu niang" but if we're training in jungle and everyone didnt shower for days,i dont mind everyone smelling like dung but the thing is,i already showered which means i'm clean.Then the others just knock off from work with a sticky and smelly body,physically contacting you.

And the worst thing just happened, ARMAGEDDOOOON !!!

One of my RP suspected of H1N1 and now all the RP must quarantine in camp for FUCKING SEVEN DAYS ! And what's great is,it fucking make no sense ! That guy that suspected H1N1 didnt book in today but someone told him he's in camp which means,"affected guy" didnt contacted us at all.So there's no point of staying in at all.I thought about it and realise that what they want us to do is just pure ridiculous because now the new order is,the morning and night guards,the RP will bao ga liao.2 crab pussy licker cant think.This way we RP will not interact/contact others but who's the one opening the gate for visitor and camp personal ? Who's the one that issue camp passes ? We will always contact/interact people around the camp.So the quarantining of all the RP dont make sense.Seven days starting from tomorrow,which means weekend will be burn and saturday and sunday do what in camp ? This news is so sudden,i dont even have time to get my stuff ready.Quarantined means not nights out and...i'm speechless,this just sucks.I'm thinking of getting MC outside but the others will suffer for sure due to insufficient manpower and my crazy encik gonna skin my alive when i go back.He knows that we're playing a game.
Encik Mo: I know you guys are playing a game.

I have a "very optimist" thinking.Stay in eat cook house,sleep in bunk.Save lots of money ! But then again,i can help it but to pull myself back to the cruel reality world.

I just received certificate that i've been promoted to CPL,i'm glad about that.Not because of the ugly small umberlla,it's the extra money i'll get monthly.Then this shit happen.Most of us are at home,cant he just quarantine us at home instead of quarantine everyone and make us do extra work.

Then again,the world dont stop for me so...This is Celine Dion soundtrack from Titanic the movie,Celine dion taking away "My Heart Will Go On"

Never fail to gimme goosebumps and drop tear.

Packing in progress...

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Results have shown that most of the H1N1 victims are teenagers like us, meaning to say that you'll be easier affected with the virus even if you have high immune system.And even you're carrying the virus there are chances that there will be no sighs of fever.And I'm taking temperature for any single soul that enters the camp.First to die like what Denise said,and sometimes when I'm slacking,I'll just remove my face mask n glove to enjoy the grip of holding on to a PSP. Sounds kinda lame but I dislike the feeling of wearing glove. Take this as an example,sex with condom ? Eeeuuu... Terrible isn't it ?

This morning I woke up late as usual. Cab-ed down to camp after shower and guess what ? I forgot to brush my teeth! I was so in a hurry and lucky I have toothpaste n toothbrush in camp,if I didn't pack my bag yesterday night I think proberly I'll leave my uniform at home. Today's BOS is one if the "everyone" hate mother fucker. He gave a intruder drill early in the morning and that's the first time I have drill in the morning for the pass 6 months. That no side burn army hair cut mother fucker won't let us have a peaceful weekend guard duty until it's pass midnight. I hope he'll really go to sleep after midnight.And today's guards are some fuck-tard kids soldiers in the unit. Life is hard because they gonna Screw everything up and make me run and sweat tonight.

I'm so busy recently and u haven't watch Transformer 2 yet. 2 reasons to watch this movie,firstly the female lead is the incrediable hot cutie Magen Fox,2nd us the fighting actions and sound effects. Looking forward for Transformer 2 and meeting km tmr,I hope his hair is longer now.

Hottest news now is the death of MJ,it's like the whole world know about it. The 13 July concert is therefore cancelled. I'm waiting for the concert DVD video to be release so u can download to watch MJ sing and dance for his "This Is It" LIVE concert which is also his last concert. I bet the tickets are so priceless that the commoners can't afford. Beacuse he's the king of pop,Michael Jackson. Almost every local radio station are playing his monster hit every hour,"Billie Jean" and "Thriller". Beside Beatles and Elvis Presley,MJ' albums are one if the best selling album back at that time. You guys know that MJ lives in "Never Land" ? Just a name of a amusement park behind his yard. If I have the money I'll build something like that too but I'll go for chicks and definity not the childrens.

Fathers and propes in western countries made kids to suck their dick, I wonder does Singapore church's father practice that ? It is sinful to have sexual intercourse with a female for a holy father but the bible didn't say using kids to sastify their sexual needs is sinful. Even oxford dictionary update every few years, should do so for the holy bible. I'm not trying to be asshole,just a comment and what I personally think so please don't send me to hell.

Signning off at 1850hrs...

Simply just too touching...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

lala

Alright i just spent my 20th birthday in camp doing guard duty.I've realised the way i do my duty is becoming more and more ridiculous ! I skipped prowling,i sleep during bag check and i even wake up 1 hour late in the morning.Because i know that hour nobody will book in except certain days.They said there will be a new RP coming soon should be this month,time to makan him+bully gao gao.Comfirm make him do more than 5 hours daily unile be buey tan han.

Usually when i bookin in the morning,i'll look around for poly cutie but now it's school holidays and i find OL super sexy ! Office suit are just so attractive depends on how the OL wear and present it.If lao char bor wear then sure nothing interesting la,if it's a cutie.You can see her feminine side in office suit.That's how boys look at girls.

I went to dolphin recently,they change location but still somewhere nearby.A little bit trandy and look better to drink in but no more bar top dance.But most of the chicks i know,no longer work any more.Ting ting still look the same never grow up.

I love that song so much,so addicted to it,i listen on the way to camp/home,during my duty

I wanna see you move move shake shake now drop ~

Taking about music,recently i did guard duty with ivan.He play this china techno,i find it just simply hilarious.It's their clubbing music,the song goes like 让我们一起摇啊摇啊摇啊摇让这个世界从此不再有烦恼 actually it's like the techno/trance we listens just it is in chinese. "Let's move your body ! No more troubles in this world" and repeat on and on plus the bass and beat.Techno lyrics are crappy it's the bass and beat that makes your body wanan move. While the niggas are more open minded in their lyrics,they use words like bootie pussy tittes and fuck !.Can you even find that in chinese song ? If there is,then comfirm will sound damn wrong.I cant even imagine it,it goes like 摇你的奶奶,while in english is "shake your tittes" nothing wrong about it just a little offensive for the ladies.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

LOL

I'm totally devoted to my game.I log on after I had breakfast n shower then I'll only stop at midnight.My mum has been complaining about this matter.She's afraid I might go nuts if I continue playing at this rate.Last night when she was nagging at me,the news was reporting about this crazy tamer that played too much n lead to suicide.Now that worried her mad,she kp even harder.Then this morning even worst,I haveno idea I'm dreaming or I play too much WoW.I said this to her when she tried to wake me up this morning."Let me kill 2 more and I'll wake up".This made her even worried,she thought I play too much and have killing thoughts ! Don't know should laugh or cry.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Dang

So many things happened lately.Low went in DB,alex Goh go insitute of mental health and I'm back to WOW.Alright...for low's case is he AWOL out to buy dinner and he got caught,that's 10days.2nd offence is kinda lame,he told us there's conflict between the duty officer and him,he grabbed the duty officer's collar and punch the wall behind him.But the fact is,he stand in front of the DO and the DO tell him to back off but he refuse.Nice story big cannon.Then for alex Goh's case is,he said he is suffering a mental illness call something like multiple personality disorder,he report to camp late n said his mind wanna wake up but body couldn't do so.hey that's normal and he said there's people talking to him at night.Like that 2 men dow, our duty increased fucked up.

And for me,I went hub early in the morning after my guard duty to get WOW:Wrath of The Lich King expension.i saw 1 sellling at shop A $65 but I walk from hub to jubellee then back to hub to see if the shops are open.Walk n wait like a fool then I ended up buying the $69.90 one at shop B.Nigel n Liang came in the later afternoon to slack then had jap stuff for dinner.

Monday, May 11, 2009

FUCK SINGTEL

I'm fucking screwed this time...Singtel just send me a reminder letter of my cell's bill.Outstanding balance of $609,really sebei outstanding.Upon looking at the payment slip,i almost cry.Then my mum called in the afternoon and said it's supposed to be $1200 but they xoxo dont know what the fuck they did and it's down to $609.After i reach home,my mum kpkb treating me like a criminal.Whatever i do is irritating her,pouring myself a glass of water also kp.I Kept thinking about this shit from my bus journey from camp to cck then train all the way to home.Thinking of how to settle this so i got home with a terrible headache.When i just reach hmoe,she started shooting machine gun already.In the future if i have a wife that's like my mum,i cfm slap her one.She is my mother so bo bian,lightling will stike me if i kp or whack her.But sometimes i find her sebei irritating,take this conversation as an example.

Mum: Tonight doing guard ?
Me: Ya
Mum: So tonight not coming back ? (for fuck sake,didnt i just said that i'm on guard)
Me: No
Mum: So Tmr morning then come back (I always come home after guard one)
Me: *started yelling*

If she is like someone else i cfm luan gan one but sigh...I thought i already passed that teenage stage where parents n child cant communicate.

I signed up for 3G iFlexi Value plan which is:
$56/mth
1GB Free Local Data
500 Free Local SMS
200 Free Local Calls

And i always keep track of how much time i spend on the net and i will always check.Like 4 times daily ? And i'll always stop at 99xMB but the bill said i signed for 500MB plan and i exceed the limited and they are charging me 1MB for a certain amount and add up i have a outstanding balance of $609.

This bill shit is already killing me and now i have to do guard until new RP come.Because 1 fucked up RP didnt go RT and my encik want him to do 8-5 work so he cant escape RT.Then i jialat la,i volunteer to help him do this month because his birthday falls on this month and he'll do for me next month.Now i have to do till new RP come.My plan of drinking with my FDS mates and shop for new clothing all ruined.ALL FUCKING RUINED !!!! I really need someone to talk to before i go insane.